She returns my dear friends! She may have napped for 500 years but alas, she has not even got a bit of a 5 o’clock shadow on her smooth silky skin. Who is this imposter to the beard maidens that I speak off? It is Bayonetta of course!
It’s time to revisit a classic and be the beautiful bad arse Umbra witch that you deserve; thanks to SEGA, who does their best work living in the past (you know it’s true beard brethrens), as of today they have released Bayonetta on Steam, and for a limited time only, if you purchase the digital deluxe edition for only £14.99 GBP (or $19.99 USD for our American bearded cousins) you will receive:
- Digital original soundtrack sampler of 5 tracks
- Digital art book
As stated it is for a limited time for the extra goods, up until April the 25th, and you will find your bonus content in the “Extras” folder of your Bayonetta Steam library.
Still not good enough? With it being on PC expect it to be played and fully supported by a controller or by mouse and keyboard, achievements, saves, trading cards, and leaderboard for Steam will also be available while you play the game. With a 60 fps rate as standard and 30 fps per cutscene, expect a lot of bang for your buck in the thick of action with your gun-wielding babe.
Textures will be enhanced better on the character models as compared to the environment, but at a max resolution up to 4K Ultra HD at 3840×2160 (I kid you not my good sir) and a selection of different graphic options focusing on scalable texture and shadow quality, both Japanese and English voice overs with added subtitles for multiple countries; this will surely be the definitive experience to play and relive Bayonetta’s lost memories.
SEGA has pulled it out the bag to bring this back out, just like a fan and personal favourite of mine in Valkyria Chronicles they’ve re-released, it’s time to wear your high heels again, get gun blazing, and grow a fine beard my beard brethren, for it’s time to be both good and bad. Let’s kick some glory angel butts again!